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The VelociPastor Movie Review

Aug 14, 2019 No Comments by

Lord have mercy. So, I just finished watching the award-winning, highly anticipated film, The VelociPastor. Writer/director Brendan Steere’s parodical story about how a “man of the claw” discovers that he’s got the ability to transform into a fierce velociraptor to battle evil…or ninjas. Sounds like a great plot, right? I know, I was super excited […]

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Clinton Road Movie Review

Jul 18, 2019 No Comments by

Take the most notoriously haunted area in the U.S. and litter it with a bunch of the douchiest douchebags to ever exist, and whaddaya get? You get one of the dumbest “horror” movies ever made. Clinton Road is the title of this movie, and there’s not much, if anything, nice that can be said about […]

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Dolls Movie Review

Jul 11, 2019 No Comments by

The horror genre sure loves a possessed doll, doesn’t it? I’ve never been a fan of dolls. In fact, I’ve stripped, amputated and decapitated my fair share of them in my lifetime. Oh, and let it be known that I’ll smack the shit out of a bitch if they think it’s cute to call me […]

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Room for Rent Movie Review

May 15, 2019 No Comments by

I just finished watching another offering from our friends at Uncork’d Entertainment called, Room for Rent (2019). This gem comes to us from writer Stuart Flack and director Tommy Stovall (Hate Crime, Aaron’s Blood). The female lead, and the entire reason why I wanted to watch this film, is none other than the beloved Lin […]

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Blood Bound Movie Review

Mar 27, 2019 2 Comments by

I just watched, then re-watched Blood Bound (2019) — a film that comes to us from writer/director Richard LeMay, Bloodline Productions, and Garden House Entertainment. It’s about a troubled teen girl who’s chosen by a coven of witches to take part in a ritual that happens every 25 years in order to maintain their immortality. […]

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The 6th Friend Movie Review

Mar 20, 2019 No Comments by

Hey guys! It’s been a good while since I’ve written a review for you to either applaud or give a hearty eyeroll and/or a middle finger to. It feels good to be back! Anyway, the film that I’m getting ready to tell you about is The 6th Friend (2016), written by Jamie Bernadette and directed […]

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Blessed Are the Children Movie Review

Dec 05, 2018 No Comments by

What would you do with $1,000? Take a trip somewhere? Go on a spree? Well, writer/director Chris Moore decided to take a thousand bucks and make a horror movie about dead babies, or something like that.  A strange tale called Blessed Are the Children shows us the deadly toll that one bad decision can take. […]

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Strange Nature Movie Review

Nov 15, 2018 No Comments by

Nature. It’s beautiful and fascinating, but it’s also scary shit. I just watched writer/director Jim Ojala’s first feature Strange Nature, an eco-horror film based on real-life events. Strange Nature starts out with the discovery of a bunch of deformed frogs in and around lakes in a small town, but it turns into a lot more. […]

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Halloween 2018 Movie Review

Oct 22, 2018 1 Comment by

Greetings, Fiends. Fall is finally here, and pumpkin-everything is everywhere. Halloween in near, and one of the most anticipated film events of this time of the year is now here. Yep, I’m speaking of the return of infamous babysitter killer, Michael Myers. Even more exciting than Michael’s return is the return of favorite final girl, […]

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The Forest of Lost Souls Movie Review

Sep 05, 2018 No Comments by

Coming to us from writer/director José Pedro Lopes is his dark and daunting The Forest of Lost Souls—a beautifully disturbing, stunningly crafted black and white tale of deceit and depression.  I went into this without any expectations, not knowing what the story was to be about. Boy, was I given a treat! If you’re looking […]

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